1. The "My playoff batting average is whaaaat?" Face
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.130 Alex. It's .130.
2. The "No, I'm totally happy for you Raúl. I love when people pinch-hit for me and hit home runs." Face
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3. The "What part am I supposed to hold again?" Face
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4. The "How do people make their faces look sad? Like this? " Face
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5. The "I'm embarrassed" Face
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6. The "I make kissing faces when I'm embarrassed" Face
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7. The "Don't make me go back out there. Nothing good happens when I'm out there" Face
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8. The "Show some emotion so he knows you're mad he benched you, but not so much he'll make you play" Face
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9. The "Fuck you, Mr. Bat. It's all your fault" Face
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10. The "I can't believe Derek is actually going to acknowledge my existence!" Face
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11. The "I was only like a foot, a foot and a half off" Face
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12. The "Oh we were fist-bumping?" Face
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13. The "I'm so excited I just hit into a fielder's choice" Face
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No seriously. This photo was taken right after A-Rod hit into a fielder's choice. He's happy about a fielder's choice. This is how far he's fallen. He's just happy to get on base.
14. The "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss Texas" Face
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15. The "Oh wait, I make $29 Million a year and still have FIVE YEARS left on my contract. Who cares how we do?" Face
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