1. Kobe Bryant: “Black Mamba”
2. BenJarvus Green-Ellis: “The Law Firm”
3. Marshawn Lynch: “Beast Mode”
4. Nyjer Morgan: “Tony Plush”
5. Calvin Johnson: “Megatron”
6. Chris Perez: “Pure Rage”
7. Brian Scalabrine: “White Mamba”
8. Lance Berkman: “Fat Elvis”
9. Lindsey Vonn: “The Don”
10. Blake Griffin: “The Blake Show”
Did we miss a great current nickname? Probably not, because we’re brilliant. But if you’re insistent, add it below.
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good🛀