After a 76-yard touchdown run yesterday, Robert Griffin III jumped into the stands to celebrate. Being near the Washington star sent this girl in particular through a roller coaster of emotions. Let's track how she processes it. Stage One: "HOOOOOOOOLY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT" Stage Two: "Oh my God, is this really happening?" Stage Three: "Fuck yeah it is!" Stage Four: "This is fleeting, I can already feel it coming to an end. I better enjoy it." Stage Five: "Forget my wedding ring, time to feel up RGIII while I have the chance! Yeah, you like that don't you, 3?" And while our girl was feeling up his arms, some other married lady went for his boobschest.