1. The “What’s a rampart? And is it gallantly streaming, or is it something else that gallantly streams?” Face
2. The “Dude, I’m just resting my eyes” Face
3. The “Is this noise annoying? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH…” Face
4. The “Ryan’s looking the wrong way. Oh my god, Ryan, you’re hilarious” Face
5. The “Breaststroke. I totally just got that” Face
6. The “Why was I clapping?” Face
7. The “WHOA! The silver isn’t any lighter. I really thought it would be lighter, but it totally feels like a gold. It just LOOKS silver” Face
8. The “Oh my god, it’s my mom! Hey Mom!” Face
9. The “Heh, I bet from down there I look like a giant” Face
10. The “What if the blue I see isn’t the same as… What was I saying?” Face
11. The “Did I mention my mom was here? That’s her over there! Hi Mom!” Face
12. The “I wonder if Ryan will let me watch ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’ when we get back to the village” Face
13. The “Wait, Kanye, why did she order a fish filet?!” Face
14. The “Whoa, ‘In The Air Tonight’ is really dark. Did Phil Collins witness a murder?” Face
15. The “A taco shell MADE OUT OF DORITOS?!” Face
16. The “But that’s not how aristocrats behave, Ryan. Your jokes are crazy” Face
17. The “One foot up. One foot up. Time to put one foot up. This is the one-foot-up song” Face
18. The “And I said, 22 was enough for your mom! Just kidding. I didn’t say that, but I totally should have” Face
19. The “Did I tell you guys my mom was here? Hi Mom! I’m so glad you’re here” Face
- The Clinton campaign is trying to stop television stations from running a pro-Trump ad featuring Michelle Obama.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- An airplane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence skidded off the runway at New York City's LaGuardia airport. No one was injured.
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀