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15 Most Absurd Pieces Of Jewelry From Shaq's Gothic New Zales Collection

Shaq likes three things: basketballs, dungeons, and over-priced accessories.

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But if you think "It looks like a basketball" is the only move Shaq has in his jewelry arsenal, you'd be very wrong.

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9. Men's Shaquille O'Neal 1/5 CT. T.W. Diamond Cross Pendant in Two-Tone Stainless Steel - 24"

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Price: $249.99

Verdict: It looks like something Criss Angel would wear right before disappearing into a cloud of angst.

10. Men's Shaquille O'Neal Faceted Rectangular Onyx Bracelet in Stainless Steel and Rubber - 8.25"

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Price: $249.99

Verdict: It looks like one half of a set of handcuffs from a high-rent couple's take on 50 Shades of Gray.

11. Men's Shaquille O'Neal 11.0mm Faceted Square Onyx Bracelet in Two-Tone Stainless Steel - 8.25"

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Price: $299.99

Verdict: It looks like a fancy weapon from Game of Thrones that's used for strangling.

12. Men's Shaquille O'Neal 1/4 CT. T.W. Diamond Cross Pendant in Two-Tone Stainless Steel - 36"

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Price: $399.99

Verdict: It looks like Shaq took a very weird trip to Hot Topic for inspiration.

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13. Men's Shaquille O'Neal 15.0mm Faceted Square Onyx Ring in Two-Tone Stainless Steel - Size 10.5

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Price: $199.99

Verdict: It looks like something an evil, Cajun version of the Green Lantern might wear.

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