1. The “I Used To Be Tiger Woods, What Happened To Me” Face
2. The “Maybe If I Look At The Green Hard Enough, I’ll Remember How To Putt” Face
3. The “Oh Fuck, That’s Not Right” Face
4. The “Elin Must Be Loving This” Face
5. The “Wet Farts Are Better Than That Shot” Face
6. The “Why Did I Let That Wizard Put A Curse On Me” Face
7. The “No Seriously, This Curse Really Sucks” Face
8. The “Is It Too Late To Pick Up Another Sport” Face
9. The “I’m Going To Break My Own Car Window With This” Face
10. The “I Just Collided With A Photographer Because I’m So Angry I Can’t Pay Attention” Face
11. The “This Is What Superman Wearing A Kryptonite-Shirt Must Feel Like” Face
12. The “If Either One Of These Guys Talks To Me, I’ll Punch Their Teeth In” Face
13. The “2012 Tiger Default” Face
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.