1. The “I Used To Be Tiger Woods, What Happened To Me” Face
2. The “Maybe If I Look At The Green Hard Enough, I’ll Remember How To Putt” Face
3. The “Oh Fuck, That’s Not Right” Face
4. The “Elin Must Be Loving This” Face
5. The “Wet Farts Are Better Than That Shot” Face
6. The “Why Did I Let That Wizard Put A Curse On Me” Face
7. The “No Seriously, This Curse Really Sucks” Face
8. The “Is It Too Late To Pick Up Another Sport” Face
9. The “I’m Going To Break My Own Car Window With This” Face
10. The “I Just Collided With A Photographer Because I’m So Angry I Can’t Pay Attention” Face
11. The “This Is What Superman Wearing A Kryptonite-Shirt Must Feel Like” Face
12. The “If Either One Of These Guys Talks To Me, I’ll Punch Their Teeth In” Face
13. The “2012 Tiger Default” Face
- The White House continued to defend rolling back Obama-era transgender protections, with Sean Spicer repeatedly insisting it's a "states' rights issue."
- Republican members of Congress face angry town halls flooded with voters opposing Obamacare repeal and other parts of the Trump agenda.
- Indiana police released chilling audio in the case two teens found dead in the woods — a voice captured on one of their phones saying "down the hill."
- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos defended the Trump administration rescinding transgender protections, despite reports she opposed the effort.