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Something Weird Is Happening To Kevin Durant's Mouth

It's dirty now!

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His image is so wholesome that he starred in a terrible kids' movie with Jim Belushi that was basically "Freaky Friday" with basketball.

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Then last Wednesday, Durant was ejected for the first time in his NBA career. It appeared his response to getting ejected was to tell the ref "Fuck you." My goodness!

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But KD's mouth hasn't just gotten dirtier — if these recent photos of him are any indication, it's also starting to physically change shape in a weird way.

I mean, there's no way these were just two poorly-timed photos, right? That's way less likely than our interpretation: they're a sudden deformity created by KD's DESCENT INTO EVIL.