Replacement Google: It's Google If It Were Run By The NFL's Replacement Refs
Suddenly Bing doesn't look so bad.
This is replacementgoogle.com. It looks like Google, but its brain is pure replacement ref.

So I figured I'd take it out for a spin...
Search: Replacement Refs
Well they do slow things down...
Search: Roger Goodell
This doesn't seem right.
Search: Pass Interference
Not what I was looking for, but I definitely could use it. This game is hard.
Search: Simultaneous Catch
Oh so this is what they were watching under the review hood.
Search: Golden Tate
He was acting like a pro wrestler after the game last night.
And most disastrously...
Search: Porn
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!