Some put ‘em in a washer,
Some toss ‘em in a tub,
Some dump ‘em in a laundry truck
For someone else to scrub.
Some stick ‘em in a hamper,
Some stuff ‘em in a sack.
I never worry ‘bout ‘em—
I just keep ‘em on my back
Oh, how I love Italian food.
I eat it all the time,
Not just ‘cause how good it tastes
But ‘cause how good it rhymes.
Insalata, cremolata, manicotti,
Shrimp francese, Bolognese,
Fried zucchini, rollatini,
Fettuccine, green linguine,
Oops—I think I split my jeani.
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