Proposed Kevin Durant/James Harden/Kate Upton TV Shows
• Two Guys A Girl And A Team That Killed Seattle
Kate plays a Seattle girl who gets her dream job in the NBA with the team that Oklahoma stole.
• Concussed Love
After being elbowed by Metta World Peace, Harden goes to the hospital where he is taken care of by a doctor played by Kate Upton. Kevin Durant is Harden’s wise-cracking buddy.
• Oklahoma City
Think Dallas with black people.
• How I Met Your Supermodel Mother
A romantic relatable show about a rich, successful, NBA athlete looking for love. Kevin Durant is Ted.
• The Beard
James Harden’s beard becomes sentient and kidnaps James and Kate. Kevin must track them both down. Story by Stephen King.
• The Kate Upton Show
Just slow-motion shots of Kate Upton. Ratings-wise this is probably the best idea.
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