First, like all great thinkers, Jose did some research before forming his opinion.
And then Jose thought about it...
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Everywhere he went. He thought about it...
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And then he got beaten up by a little Asian guy.
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And then he thought about it some more.
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And then he returned with some theories.
Jose Canseco: baseball player, glasses trendsetter, papal reformer.
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