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Jose Canseco And Dane Cook Bring You The Greatest Tweet Of 2013

It's just...perfect.

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This is crazy person/former baseball player Jose Canseco.

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Of course the most recent photo of him on the wire is from the red carpet of the porn awards. Of course.

This is perfect. It's actually a somewhat apt metaphor. In fact, the only slight issue is that Dane Cook is currently not as hot as 1988 Jose Canseco was. If Canseco had tweeted this in 2006, it would be perfect. But by far the best part of this tweet is that the wording is simultaneously batshit crazy ("I WAS YOU NOW THEN"), while somehow making perfect logical sense (Jose was Cook as he is now, back then, but for baseball). Only Jose can take a somewhat intelligent comparison and then make it sound absolutely insane without totally losing its meaning. Thank you, Jose. Thank you.

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