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21 Insane And Terrifying Pitcher Faces

Forget diving faces. Pitcher faces are crazy.

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1. The Rabbit

Madison Bumgarner
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Madison Bumgarner

2. The "Try not to laugh."

C.C. Sabathia
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C.C. Sabathia

3. The Serial Killer

Daniel Hudson
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Daniel Hudson

4. The "Loud noises!"

R.A. Dickey
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R.A. Dickey

5. The "You look... Delicious."

Stephen Strasburg
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Stephen Strasburg

6. The Constipation

Yovani Gallardo
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Yovani Gallardo

7. The "I just remembered the end of Old Yeller. Why does that movie have to be so sad?"

Johnny Cueto
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Johnny Cueto

8. The "My face broke."

Yu Darvish
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Yu Darvish

9. The "My name is Chris Sale. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Chris Sale
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Chris Sale

10. The "Does my nose always look like that?"

Mat Latos
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Mat Latos

11. The "Heh."

Max Scherzer
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Max Scherzer

12. The Murderstorm

Jered Weaver
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Jered Weaver

13. The Smile

Cliff Lee
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Cliff Lee

14. The "Was that a UFO?"

Matt Cain
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Matt Cain

15. The "I should have stopped at the bathroom."

Zack Greinke
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Zack Greinke

16. The "Oh crap. I left the stove on."

Jake Arrieta
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Jake Arrieta

17. The "Ugh. The last guy farted out here."

Tyler Clippard
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Tyler Clippard

18. The Stoner

Brett Meyers
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Brett Meyers

19. The Classic Derp

Gio Gonzalez
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Gio Gonzalez

20. The Sunglass Derp

Felix Hernandez
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Felix Hernandez

21. The Derp Evolved

Gio Gonzalez
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Gio Gonzalez

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