1. The Rabbit
2. The “Try not to laugh.”
3. The Serial Killer
4. The “Loud noises!”
5. The “You look… Delicious.”
6. The Constipation
7. The “I just remembered the end of Old Yeller. Why does that movie have to be so sad?”
8. The “My face broke.”
9. The “My name is Chris Sale. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
10. The “Does my nose always look like that?”
11. The “Heh.”
12. The Murderstorm
13. The Smile
14. The “Was that a UFO?”
15. The “I should have stopped at the bathroom.”
16. The “Oh crap. I left the stove on.”
17. The “Ugh. The last guy farted out here.”
18. The Stoner
19. The Classic Derp
20. The Sunglass Derp
21. The Derp Evolved
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