During last night's Heat-Bobcats game, Dwyane Wade was pissed at Ramon Sessions, so he kicked Sessions in the balls. No, seriously.
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And the craziest part? SESSIONS GOT CALLED FOR THE FOUL.
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This happened.
Then Ramon Sessions fell down in a ball*.
*Pardon the pun.
Then Sessions, the man grabbing his junk, rolling around the floor, got called for the foul. Wow. How do you pull that off, Dwyane?

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