2. Thanks to the game we learn:
3. Dikembe loves doves.
4. He has a third hand designed for flute playing.
5. His head flies off…
6. And is a rocket ship that contains another, smaller Dikembe Mutombo.
7. He has a best friend named Science The Bear.
8. He can’t think about voting while doing “Gangnam Style.”
9. The stakes couldn’t be higher for Dikembe’s mission.
10. He has Thanksgiving with his two best friends: Science The Bear and a random turkey.
11. Dikembe’s random turkey friend is a cannibal.
12. And most importantly…
13. Dikembe loves mixtapes.
- Inside WikiLeaks: A former employee shares what he learned about Julian Assange (including his beef with Hillary Clinton).
- One week into the fight to take back Mosul, expectations for quick success have clashed with the reality of a bloody struggle ahead.
- At least 13 people were killed and 31 others injured when a tour bus crashed into a semi-trailer near Palm Springs, California Sunday.
- An NFL player paid tribute to Harambe, the gorilla who died at a Cincinnati zoo, on his cleats.