2. Thanks to the game we learn:
3. Dikembe loves doves.
4. He has a third hand designed for flute playing.
5. His head flies off…
6. And is a rocket ship that contains another, smaller Dikembe Mutombo.
7. He has a best friend named Science The Bear.
8. He can’t think about voting while doing “Gangnam Style.”
9. The stakes couldn’t be higher for Dikembe’s mission.
10. He has Thanksgiving with his two best friends: Science The Bear and a random turkey.
11. Dikembe’s random turkey friend is a cannibal.
12. And most importantly…
13. Dikembe loves mixtapes.
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