Can You Guess Which Team These Mascots Cheer For?

The world of NBA mascots is a stupid one. There's often seemingly little thought behind the choice of fuzzy animal suit to put a jersey on. Are you smart enough to see logic in the chaos?

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  1. 1. What team do I cheer for?

    Indiana Pacers
    Golden State Warriors
    Charlotte Bobcats
    Sacramento Kings
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Slamson The Lion, mascot of the Sacramento Kings.

    This is Slamson The Lion, mascot of the Sacramento Kings.
  2. 2. What team do I cheer for?

    Houston Rockets
    Chicago Bulls
    Portland Trailblazers
    Cleveland Cavaliers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Blaze The Trail Cat, mascot of the Portland Trailblazers.

    This is Blaze The Trail Cat, mascot of the Portland Trailblazers.
  3. 3. What team do I cheer for?

    Phoenix Suns
    Oklahoma City Thunder
    Memphis Grizzlies
    Miami Heat
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is the Suns Gorilla, mascot of the Phoenix Suns.

    This is the Suns Gorilla, mascot of the Phoenix Suns.
  4. 4. What team do I cheer for?

    New Jersey Nets
    Brooklyn Nets
    Minnesota Timberwolves
    Boston Celtics
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Crunch the Wolf, mascot of the Minnesota Timberwolves.

    This is Crunch the Wolf, mascot of the Minnesota Timberwolves.
  5. 5. What team do I cheer for?

    Chicago Bulls
    Atlanta Hawks
    Houston Rockets
    Detroit Pistons
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Hooper, mascot of the Detroit Pistons.

    This is Hooper, mascot of the Detroit Pistons.
  6. 6. What team do I cheer for?

    Memphis Grizzlies
    Utah Jazz
    Milwaukee Bucks
    Indiana Pacers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Jazz Bear, mascot of the Utah Jazz.

    This is Jazz Bear, mascot of the Utah Jazz.
  7. 7. What team do I cheer for?

    Orlando Magic
    Dallas Mavericks
    Los Angeles Clippers
    Washington Wizards
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is G-Wiz, mascot of the Washington Wizards.

    This is G-Wiz, mascot of the Washington Wizards.
  8. 8. What team do I cheer for?

    Oklahoma City Thunder
    Chicago Bulls
    Golden State Warriors
    Los Angeles Lakers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Rumble the Bison, mascot of the Oklahoma City Thunder.

    This is Rumble the Bison, mascot of the Oklahoma City Thunder.
  9. 9. What team do I cheer for?

    Orlando Magic
    Miami Heat
    Sacramento Kings
    Brooklyn Nets
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is the BrooklyKnight, mascot of the Brooklyn Nets.

    This is the BrooklyKnight, mascot of the Brooklyn Nets.
  10. 10. What team do I cheer for?

    Memphis Grizzlies
    Houston Rockets
    Cleveland Cavaliers
    Denver Nuggets
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Clutch the Bear of the Houston Rockets.

    This is Clutch the Bear of the Houston Rockets.
  11. 11. What team do I cheer for?

    San Antonio Spurs
    Los Angeles Clippers
    Dallas Mavericks
    Oklahoma City Thunder
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Champ, mascot of the Dallas Mavericks.

    This is Champ, mascot of the Dallas Mavericks.
  12. 12. What team do I cheer for?

    St. Anselm Corndawdlers
    Long Island Island Longers
    New York Knicks
    Tyler Perry
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Spike Lee, mascot of the New York Knicks.

    This is Spike Lee, mascot of the New York Knicks.
  13. 13. What team do I cheer for?

    Charlotte Bobcats
    Memphis Grizzlies
    Phoenix Suns
    Cleveland Cavaliers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Rufus D. Lynx, mascot of the Charlotte Bobcats.

    This is Rufus D. Lynx, mascot of the Charlotte Bobcats.
  14. 14. What team do I cheer for?

    New York Knicks
    Miami Heat
    Phoenix Suns
    Philadelphia 76ers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Burnie, the mascot of the Miami Heat.

    This is Burnie, the mascot of the Miami Heat.
  15. 15. What team do I cheer for?

    Philadelphia 76ers
    Philadelphia 76ers
    Philadelphia 76ers
    The somewhat disappointing career of SNL veteran Tim Meadows
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This is Andrew Bynum, sidelined 76ers center, and mascot for the somewhat disappointing career of SNL veteran Tim Meadows.

    This is Andrew Bynum, sidelined 76ers center, and mascot for the somewhat disappointing career of SNL veteran Tim Meadows.

Can You Guess Which Team These Mascots Cheer For?

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Congrats, you deserve to celebrate like Jonas Valanciunas in this video. You know your dumb NBA mascots.

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Like JaVale McGee, you're talented, but prone to bonehead plays and confusion. Work on that.

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You must have gotten injured while taking this quiz, and were in too much pain to focus.

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