Brooklyn Borough President: Knicks Fans In Brooklyn Will Be "Brought Up On Charges"
I may not be a legal scholar, but I'm relatively sure that a borough president doesn't have the power to "bring people up on charges" for liking the "Manhattan" Knicks.
if you close your eyes, Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz sounds like Frank Costanza. And I don't just mean his voice (which does resemble the amazing Jerry Stiller at times), I mean what he's saying. People are treasonous for not rooting for a basketball team that didn't exist until a month ago? You're going to bring them up on charges for this supposedly heinous crime? Where's a man in a cape to talk some sense into this guy?
In case you don't believe the Frank Costanza comparison...
VOCAL DOPPELGANGERS! VOCALGANGERS! VOPPELGANGERS!