1. This is Jhonny Peralta. Shortstop of the Detroit Tigers.
Surely, that must be a mistaken report. Nobody is that dumb. I mean if you’re allergic to clam chowder and the only soup in the clubhouse even sorta looks like clam chowder you have to avoid it, right?
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.