According to a new book, by Washington Post reporter Eli Saslow, Barack Obama has on multiple occasions written personal checks to Americans who have written to the White House with tales of their financial struggles. What a socialist! Redistributing wealth in such a condescending way. I’m sure this nation would be outrag—- Oh wait… That’s an awesome thing to do. Sorry I had my keyboard set to Fox News for a while.
- Donald Trump accused former Miss Universe Alicia Machado of being in a sex tape, calling her "disgusting." He's appeared in a softcore porn.
- The hair vitamins promoted by the Kardashians make "largely inaccurate" nutrient claims, according to lab tests.
- In a newly released video deposition, Trump implied he planned to call Mexicans "rapists" when he announced his presidential run.