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17 Reasons An NBA Star Punched A Fire Extinguisher

After last night's game, Knicks star Amar'e Stoudemire punched a fire extinguisher. Why? BuzzFeed Sports and Twitter theorize.

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1. It Was An Emergency

2. He Was Picturing A Particular Teammate

3. He Thought The New York Post Should Get To Have Some Fun

4. He Takes Team Names Literally

5. Maybe There Was A Fire

6. He Secretly Bet On Miami And Was Celebrating

7. He's A Stickler For Rules And Regulations

8. He Was Trying To Prove That Nike Shoes Protect You From Injury

After all, not wearing Nike is how Derrick Rose got hurt, right?

9. He Misheard What The Fire Extinguisher Said To Him

10. He Doesn't Understand Basic Basketball Jargon

11. He Wanted To Help JaVale McGee Feel Smarter

12. The Fire Extinguisher Worked Closely With The Commissioner's Office On Schedule Planning

13. He Was Trying To Prove LeBron Flops

14. He Wanted To Have The Coolest Injury On The Injury Report

15. Because Jewish Guilt Can Eat At A Person

16. He Saw His Braids In The Reflection

17. You Would Punch Something Too If You Played With Melo