1. When he faced down Shaq like a badass. Jim McIsaac / Getty Images 2. This time when he stole the ball from Carlos Boozer. Jonathan Daniel / Getty Images 3. That time he blocked Dion Waiters' shot. Jared Wickerham / Getty Images 4. When he got by David Robinson during the NBA Finals. Jed Jacobsohn / Getty Images 5. When he blew by the defense on his way to a dunk. Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE / Getty Images 6. When he did this. Jim McIsaac / Getty Images 7. And this. Al Bello / Getty Images 8. When he left the Nuggets looking like, "Whoa." Garrett Ellwood/NBAE / Getty Images 9. Definitely this playoff dunk. Noren Trotman/NBAE / Getty Images 10. When he threw this one down with authority. Gary Dineen/NBAE via Getty Images / Getty Images 11. And when he did this. Jesse D. Garrabrant/NBAE / Getty Images 12. When he crushed this monster dunk in traffic. Jesse D. Garrabrant/NBAE / Getty Images 13. This too. Jesse D. Garrabrant/NBAE / Getty Images 14. Yep. Scott Cunningham/NBAE / Getty Images 15. Oh, this dunk for sure. Joe Murphy/NBAE / Getty Images 16. When he went all in on this dunk. Linda Cataffo/NY Daily News Archive / Getty Images 17. When he left Kevin Garnett in the dust, looking up like, "Damn." Scott Cunningham/NBAE / Getty Images All of these awesome basketball plays? Solid blocks? Badass dunks? Yeah. They're all gay. Adjust your trash-talk, if you haven't already.