The Pose-Off: Justin Bieber And Lara Stone Vs. Animals

Bieber's pectoralis majors might look quite nice in those Calvin Klein ads, but animals can do it better.

Calvin Klein / Via ibtimes.co.uk

A colossal Calvin Klein ad featuring singer-songwriter Justin Bieber and model Lara Stone appeared in downtown Manhattan at the beginning of the month. A video advertisement was released on YouTube around the same time, and has since been wonderfully spoofed by SNL.

Sure, the ad features Bieber with his rather large, smooth—apparently real—pecs (what did you think I was going to say there?), and I guess they're nice to look at, if you're into that kind of thing. But if your pure, innocent eyes were horrifyingly and unexpectedly violated when you came upon the billboard (New Yorkers) or the images online, here's something to make you feel a little better. In this pose-off, these animals give Bieber and Stone a run for #theircalvins.

The Underwear-Only Pose

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Those furry pecs though.

The Showing-Off-That-Chest Pose

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The way he pops that collar. Not you, Justin, move over.

The Embrace-Me Pose

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Aww, so fuzzy! Get out of here with that sex appeal!

The She-Sits-On-Him Pose

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Lara, you obviously didn't commit to the pose. You will not continue in the running to be America's Next Dog Model.

The You-Be-The-Big-Spoon Pose

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OK, STOP, STOP! That hand goes no farther! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the winners of the first annual Pose-Off, from District Too Cute.