Move over, Blue Ivy, this puppy is the most exciting arrival of the week!
Citing modesty concerns, Free Williamsburg removed all images of men from the now famous Sit Room photo. And not a moment too soon! My lady parts were in a TITHER over that steamy portrayal of Brigadier General Marshall B. “Brad” Web.
Great news! Britney Spears took to twitter to talk about social issues! Posing some thought-provoking questions about global warming, she's just asking her followers to join in. What else do you think Britney Spears cares about?
Girl Scouts for grown-ass women. Basically, it’s an institutionalized “Girls’ Night,” but for ladies who don’t say “Girls’ Night” and also who are awesome. Join now to start earning badges for the things you do every day (like drinking boxed wine).
You've heard that some people hate this vuvuzela thing, so you've decided you hate it too. Because you're a pathetic wagon jumper. But did you stop to think about what your vuvuzela hatred was doing to the children?
That's right, Gleeks (oh yeah, I went there), Fox is hosting nation-wide auditions to fill some roles on Glee! This is your chance to be a star! Squee!
According to a new study by Harris Interactive, 14% of Americans and 26% of Republicans believe Obama "may be the Antichrist."
Yes, yes, I know, the Internet is for cats. HOWEVER, today is National Puppy Day!
And vaginal tightening cream? I'm going to go out on a limb and say a woman didn't think of the product, either
Skier and Maine native Ben Koons was temporarily suspended from the Olympics because his blood tested too clean. It's a complicated thing about naturally high hemoglobin levels and other medical-sciencey-stuff, and now he's just drinking tons of salt water to bring down the levels so he can start competing. Let's show solidarity with Ben by looking at him in his full adorableness:
In what is surely a sign of the end of days, a rescued squirrel seems to think itself a kitten. So cute! So wrong! So weird!
Last night Shaun White defied the rules of gravity, time, space and man to win a gold medal! Some people credit his athleticism, but I credit his magical, luscious hair.
Yesterday Canadian Alexandre Bilodeau won a gold medal in men's mogul skiing. This was Canada's first home gold, and if we've learned anything from Bob Costas, that's like a really big deal.
Remember that photo of Elton John and GaGa together at the Grammys? And you were like, "wow, there can never be more awesome in one photo?" Well this photo BLOWS THAT ONE OUT OF THE WATER.