14 Things You Didn't Know You Could Find On OLX

Putting the "lit" in Sulit.

1. This "broodcock manok panabong katiaw pangasawa usapin ang kaliwang paa"

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Tell me the truth. Sabong or sabog?

2. This thong that just might save your relationship..

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.....or ruin it completely.

3. This Blue Magic doll that is trying to prove evolution is real

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You can name /it/ Nicole, because it's, uhm, a pussycat doll. okbye

4. Actual human hair

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When you have short hair, pero you care.

5. Can't afford a staycation? On OLX you can get the next best thing.

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Sorry, dito lang aabot ang bente pesos mo.

6. This flower arrangement that... isn't really appropriate for a ribbon cutting event.

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7. This multi-purpose drum and lyre group.

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'Pag may pa-pyesta si Mayor.

8. These couple shirts that... you shouldn't really buy

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What does FB stand for, anyway

9. Arowana wait for our lives to be over before anyone decides to buy this fish!!!

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Will it be yes or will it be........ ???? maybe ????

10. This pair of "slightly used not abused" boots that somebody's in a rush to sell...

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I wonder why

11. These "hardly used black shoes"

idk but this seems like a good deal

12. This brand new hat na sinukat nga lang so considered brand new.

"Bought from Sir Mark Tristan Bala." nice one Sir Mark

13. This mask you can use to get away with murder.....

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14. May the pores be with you.

15. And finally, this ERAP original campaign fan.

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Tag your drunk uncle who still shouts "ERAP pa rin!" at family gatherings.