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Tiffany Haddish Has An Elaborate Way Of Deciding Whether Or Not She'll Make Out With Someone

“I love looking at everything."

Tiffany Haddish doesn’t just kiss anybody. While appearing on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, the comedian revealed she used to conduct science experiments on the men she used to date.

Tiffany Haddish in a silver gown at the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards
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"When I first got on Bumble and I would have guys come by, I wouldn't make out with them on the first date,” she said. “I would give them something to drink.”

When they would leave, Tiffany said she would “take the cup, swab where they were drinking at” and put the contents in a “petri dish.”

Tiffany Haddish in a silver gown at the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards
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“Now if they had too much candida going on. I’m never going out on another date [with them],” she said. “Not kissing them. Nothing.”

Tiffany Haddish in a black, sequined top and pants at Netflix's "Tuca & Bertie" Tribeca Film Festival Premiere
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“But if it's a healthy mouth, then you know, second date,” she added.

Tiffany told Stephen that she’s a “hardcore scientist” who “[loves] looking at germs and bacteria.” She would even “wipe doorknobs [and] all kinds of stuff.”

Tiffany Haddish leaving the 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert'
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“I love looking at everything,” she laughed.

Tiffany Haddish in a pink gown at the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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TBH, this is pretty brilliant. Watch her full interview with Stephen Colbert here.

Brooke Greenberg

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