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    Minka Kelly is Getting Married to Derek Jeter

    Or is she. Rumor has it that she is but she says everyone needs to slow down. Back the truck up and wait for her to announce her wedding. If she so desires. I am paraphrasing of course. She didn’t say those exact words. Isn’t she in high school by the way, or is that just her TV show Friday Night Lights? I get this stuff soooooo mixed up sometimes. Anyone who spends her workday running around in a cheerleader outfit has my vote. I still haven’t gotten my girlfriend to buy one yet but I can hope can’t I. Don’t tell her I said that. Sometimes she only reads the titles to my blogs so she doesn’t know what I have written.