Keeley Hazell 1Keeley Hazel might be every man’s fantasy in more ways than the average dude can count. Just think how smoking hot she is and now she openly suggests in her new calendar that dressing up is just the right thing to do. She gives each month a unique feel as she steps into various roles including a Nurse, a French Maid, a Cowgirl and a woman with bubbles all over her body. I now wish that I was a duck. Not a live duck mind you but a big yellow rubber ducky all curled up in the bathtub with Keeley Hazel as she soaked herself in warm soothing water with a dash of some bath salts.