1.Let's start with a biggie: what is Santa's origin story?
2.Did he just decide to become Santa or did someone recruit him? If someone recruited him, who...?
3.Does Santa always have to be a man?
4.Is it like a James Bond situation where no one talks about how a new person just appears every few films? Or more like Doctor Who where he regenerates? Or does he live forever?
5.Does he actually live in the North Pole? Like, really?
6.Does he prefer to wear a green or red outfit?
7.Is Santa actually ripped under that suit?
8.Does he also keep the beard all year round? Or does he do a big shave post-Christmas?
9.How many days of holiday does Santa get? Does he go away? Where does he go? Does he like hot weather? Or is he purely a cold weather kinda guy?
10.How did he recruit the Elves?
11.How does he feel about all these imposters running around and impersonating him?
12.Has Santa ever gone to a Santa run to just blend in?
13.Is Santa working on making sure that his workshop is sustainable and green?
14.What is the whole naughty and nice list about? Like, is it a points system or something?
15.How did Santa meet Mrs Claus?
16.Who built the sleigh? And how fast does it actually go?
17.Is driving a sleigh after thousands of whiskies okay?
18.What snacks does he actually want to be left out for him?
19.Does he use SatNav now? Or is he a map purist?
20.Were the reindeers who bullied Rudolph held accountable for their actions?
21.How exactly does he get into houses and flats that don't have chimneys?
22.And finally, does anyone ever give Santa Claus presents?
