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    Feb 25, 2020

    19 Tweets That Anyone Who Works In An Office Will Just Get

    "Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that."

    1.

    someone at my corporate job had a baby and in the congrats group email some people called it the "newest member of the team" i need to escape this

    2.

    imagine having the confidence to walk into an office kitchen and not immediately say "sorry"

    3.

    Everyone: expenses are such a pain! Me: I Concur.

    4.

    “I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

    5.

    walked by a coworker’s desk and he just had a costco hot dog on his screen zoomed in at like 600%

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    Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that

    7.

    It's so rude when you deal with all your emails and then people REPLY

    8.

    requesting access to the google doc

    9.

    90% of my job is squinting at my monitor when somebody walks by so it looks like I'm concentrating on some work.

    10.

    most embarrassing email exchange I ever had: - Sent an email - They replied & called me "Mautice" - I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me - They told me to check my 1st email - I had misspelled my own name

    11.

    when i am emailed for any reason whatsoever

    12.

    “I hope this email finds you well.” It didn’t. What do you want?

    13.

    Dolly Parton had it easy with her 9 to fuckin 5 didn’t she

    14.

    Ahhhhhhhh, screen share with my manager and my job search tab was open 😭😭😭

    15.

    Working from home tomorrow

    16.

    How do people go to work everyday for like 30 years straight this fucking sucks

    17.

    Writing “Warm Regards” on a passive aggressive work email

    18.

    When your co-worker brings donuts to the office and you have to pretend you don't want one immediately

    19.

    Quick question: Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" ? It's for a work email so has to sound professional.

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