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13 Things You Know If You're Jew-Ish.

There's Jewish and then there's Jew...ish.

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1. You have a non-Jewish friend who knows more about the religion than you.

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Who even needs to know what a Minyan is anyway?

2. You only go to synagogue for the 'High Holidays'.

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Twice a year. That's my limit.

3. You don't fast on Yom Kippur but you feel bad admitting it your Jewish relatives.

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Auntie Rachel would be devastated.

4. You don't keep Passover but your house is stocked with Matzah anyway.

It tastes like cardboard.

5. You eat bacon.

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Them: "Hey, you're Jewish, do you eat bacon?"

Me: "Bitch pleaaaase."

6. You spent years at Hebrew school but you barely remember anything from your classes.

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Aleph, bet... Yup, that's it.

7. You're unsure whether it's okay for you to make Jew jokes.

A Jew walks into a bar and... nope. Nope.

8. You still feel a sense of affinity with Jewish celebrities.

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Yup, Drake is Jewish.

9. You only know the first line of most Hebrew songs.

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HAVA NAGILA, HAVA NAGILA, HAVA NAGILA, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

10. You find yourself occasionally using Yiddish words.

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WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

11. The holiday season is a confusing time for you.

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Chrismukkah: the perfect hybrid.

12. Lox & cream cheese bagels are your religion.

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Old testament, shmold shmestament.

13. You've been to some FIRE 🔥 Bar Mitzvahs.

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They're lit.

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