Oh, I love themIt's my job to care.They're hooligans, mostlyThey're nice to talk toAs long as they have money, they're alrightWho? Lol
I like to watch their despair from behind my closed office doorI'll talk to them if I need somethingIf they're here with money, I'll talk with them however long they wantI prefer to be as illusive and separated from the students as possibleWell, I have administrative work to do with them, but other than that...I mean, if they have to talk then I'll talk, but it better be important
DictatorPresidentPresident, but actually just a puppet for somebody elseParks and Recreation employeeIRS workerSomebody who takes phone polls. That's a government job, right?
Doing mathematicsSending emailsDolling out them finesScaring studentsIgnoring studentsPretending I'm worth something
My backyard, cracking open some Coor's Light with the boysChuck-E-Cheese'sFriends? LolThe Student Life BuildingThe clubsMy house, for a poker game
Trackpad mouseA checkA fineTelephoneComic BookA school
Which Member Of The JPC Administration Are You?
Hey! You're the guy! The up-top! Mr. Large-and-in-Charge! The man with the plan! Burly Stan! Steely Dan! Jackie Chan! Egg in a pan!
As far as Student Life goes, everybody knows that you're the one in charge. Yes, Joe meets with the students and sends out emails, but you're in charge.
You're the one with the real power. People fear your greatness, your strength, your icy gaze, your mighty walk, your left shoulder
You're the captain of the Registrar! You love your job, and you may not be able to please everyone, but when you make a good schedule... Damn, that is one fine looking schedule.
You're probably the coolest guy in administration, but you're too low-key to admit it. Instead, you just take everybody's money. Like a boss.
You're- Oh, sorry. Didn't realized you were makinga phone call right now. I'll just email you later, I guess...