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Which Member Of The JPC Administration Are You?

Where do you belong? Calling students you'll never talk to again? Collecting taxes? Using a trackpad mouse? Let's find out!

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  1. 1. How much do you actually care for the student at JPC?

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    Oh, I love them
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    It's my job to care.
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    They're hooligans, mostly
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    They're nice to talk to
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    As long as they have money, they're alright
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    Who? Lol
  2. 2. What is your preferred interaction with the students?

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    I like to watch their despair from behind my closed office door
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    I'll talk to them if I need something
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    If they're here with money, I'll talk with them however long they want
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    I prefer to be as illusive and separated from the students as possible
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    Well, I have administrative work to do with them, but other than that...
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    I mean, if they have to talk then I'll talk, but it better be important
  3. 3. What government role would you feel most comfortable in?

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    Dictator
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    President
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    President, but actually just a puppet for somebody else
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    Parks and Recreation employee
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    IRS worker
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    Somebody who takes phone polls. That's a government job, right?
  4. 4. What is your favorite passtime?

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    Doing mathematics
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    Sending emails
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    Dolling out them fines
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    Scaring students
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    Ignoring students
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    Pretending I'm worth something
  5. 5. What is your favorite country?

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    USA
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    Russia
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    Great Britain
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    Czechoslovakia
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    Ireland
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    Canada
  6. 6. What's the best place to hang with your friends in Escondido?

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    My backyard, cracking open some Coor's Light with the boys
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    Chuck-E-Cheese's
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    Friends? Lol
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    The Student Life Building
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    The clubs
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    My house, for a poker game
  7. 7. And finally, pick an item:

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    Trackpad mouse
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    A check
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    A fine
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    Telephone
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    Comic Book
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    A school
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