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    A Porn Company Offered Fiji Water Girl $100,000 To "Hydrate Performers," And I Need A New Job

    The thirst is real.

    Unless you've been living on a remote island in the south pacific, you probably know the Golden Globes just happened. And although it was filled with A-list celebs celebrating the best films and television of the past year, one person was living their absolute best life - Fiji Water Girl.

    I think Fiji water girl may become the first meme of 2019 ๐Ÿ˜‚ #goldenglobes

    Twitter: @victorortiz14 / Via Twitter: @victorortiz14

    Fiji Water Girl has been identified, thanks to the world wide internet, as Wilhelmina model Kelleth Cuthbert.

    She was caught smizing for her life โ€” rocking a platter of Fiji water on the red carpet behind stars including Jim Carrey and Best Actor winner Richard Madden.

    This woman holding FIJI Water at the #GoldenGlobes truly came to SERVE.

    Twitter: @enews / Via Twitter: @enews

    What started out a first time brand ambassador job for Fiji Water, turned Kelleth into an internet sensation.

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSSHSHHS FIJI WATER GIRL

    Twitter: @aykun_ / Via Twitter: @aykun_

    So what's next for Fiji Water Girl?

    Twitter: @jessieleebessie / Via Twitter: @jessieleebessie

    Maybe she'll try her hat in politics.

    Let the memes begin. #fijiwater #fijiwatergirl #fijiwaterwoman #figigirl #GoldenglobeAwards2019 #Fiji #fijiwaterlady #fijiwatergirlmeme #fijiwatergirlmemes #TrumpShutdown

    Twitter: @CWest3118 / Via Twitter: @CWest3118

    She can always start out as a congresswoman.

    Let the memes begin. #fijiwater #fijiwatergirl #fijiwaterwoman #figigirl #GoldenglobeAwards2019 #Fiji #fijiwaterlady #fijiwatergirlmeme #fijiwatergirlmemes #GoldenGlobes #AlexandriaOcasioCortez

    Twitter: @CWest3118 / Via Twitter: @CWest3118

    Or perhaps she will walk the red carpet one day as an established actress.

    Let the memes begin. #fijiwater #fijiwatergirl #fijiwaterwoman #figigirl #GoldenglobeAwards2019 #Fiji #fijiwaterlady #BirdBox #birdboxmemes #BirdBoxmeme #fijiwatergirlmeme #fijiwatergirlmemes

    Twitter: @CWest3118 / Via Twitter: @CWest3118

    She has already scored an offer for a $100,000 contract! Porn company xHamster tweeted out that they loved Fiji Water Girl and offered her 100k to keep performers fully "hydrated."

    #fijiwatergirl, we love your #goldenglobes! Now that she's been identified, @xhamstercom is offering @FIJIWater's @cuthbertkelleth a $100K contract keep our performers fully hydrated. https://t.co/1iq8VWs2hL @TMZ @DouglasStuff @ladbible @MaximMag @mikeblaustein

    Twitter: @xhamstercom / Via Twitter: @xhamstercom

    Now let's leave it up to the internet to decide what "hydrated" entails, but one thing is certain โ€” the thirst for Fiji Water Girl is out of this world.

    Twitter: @AlanisBlueAdkin / Via Twitter: @AlanisBlueAdkin

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