In a last minute campaign pitch, Dr. Evil joined Jimmy Fallon to convince people to vote evil.
Although Dr. Evil isn't running as a Democrat or Republican — he is running as an evil-tarian — he has one goal.
If you are skeptical about his platform, don't worry — he has a plan.
Step 1. The only flavor of Pringles will be "screaming dill pickles," — feature an even skinnier tube, that's evil.
Step 2. He will make Don Jr. Secretary of Treasury because he is made out of dough — no, not money.
Step 3. He will increase ads from five seconds to eight seconds.
Step 4. Although not really evil — he wants to legalize weed.
Step 5. The new National Anthem will be the Evil Shark song.
There you have it - the evil five point plan.
