You've just got your Working Holiday Visa, you've said goodbye to everybody back home and it's time to start your great Aussie adventure.
And this is a little how the next 12 months will pan out.
1) Goodbye shitty weather and hello sunshine!
2) Fuck that was a long flight
3) It's too hot
4) Hostel life won't be so bad
5) Ten people in a room? No problemo
6) Uh it smells
7) I hate it
8) Are those people in the bunk next to me having sex?
9) Yep they are
10) But I'm going to be so healthy and get so ripped
11) Yoga on the beach
12) Hiking through the national parks
13) Fuck that there's a McDonald's over there
14) Maccas, sorry
15) What the hell is a Bogan?
16) I will never get bored of the beach
17) Aussies really love The Bachelor
18) A drive through... bottle shop?
19) That explains why everyone's always drunk
20) Umm why are they raffling meat in the pub?
21) Fuck I won!
22) So many sausages
23) A 'lockout law' in Sydney? Haha
24) Oh, they're not joking
25) That's a dumb idea
26) What a lovely sunset
27) Someone take a picture of me pretending I'm not looking
28) Take another.. it doesn't look candid enough
29) GOD DAMN JUST TAKE HUNDREDS PLS
30) My life is so Instagramable now
31) I am nowhere near attractive enough for Bondi
32) Why does crossing the road take so bloody long?
33) Vegemite? No thank you
34) Wait.. they eat Kangaroo? Aren't they sacred?
35) Shit they tasty
36) And cheaper than chicken
37) Wow they really do love a BBQ
38) Oh my god was that a shooting star?
39) Fuck this outback is big
40) Ah a fire!
41) Back to the coast I go pls
42) So 'bush land' basically means 'shit load of nothing'
43) Fair enough
44) What a lovely sunset
45) Greyhound time
46) New town and new hostel!
47) Now to make new friends
48) And repeat
49) 'Yeah we'll totally keep in touch'
50) *Deletes off Facebook*
51) No one understands me
52) I'm from Manchester not the moon
53) It's a Northern accent people
54) Is he grocery shopping without wearing any shoes?
55) That's a thing then
56) Why is everything so expensive?
57) I'm not paying that for bread
58) I miss Asda
59) 'Oh you live in your transit van?'
60) Very thrifty
61) Trampy is trendy here
62) Hun you're still allowed to shower though
63) What a lovely sunset
64) Shit I've put weight on
65) What the fuck is a Fraser Island?
66) They have Nandos!
67) It tastes different
68) Wait... gay people can't get married here?
69) But you have such a big Mardi Gras
70) I'm confused
71) Who the bloody hell is Crown Princess Mary?
72) And Schapelle Corby?
73) Cocaine Cassie is totally guilty
74) Can I really get chlamydia from a koala?
75) Shit it actually does get cold here
76) Wait... Snowwy Mountains?
77) Oh my god I'm skiiing in Australia
78) Not another fucking sunset
79) Wine... in a box?
80) This is the best thing ever
81) Uhh I'm never drinking again
82) Ignore that Josh, there's goon left!
83) Why are they selling hotdogs outside a hardware store?
84) Sand every-fucking-where
85) 88 days of farmwork won't be so bad
86) I want to die
87) Why do I need a Superannuation if I'm only here a year?
88) Ughh backpacker tax as well?
89) This country is too big
90) Well surfing is harder than it looks
91) 'Please can I borrow some sun screen?'
92) 'I'll only use a bit'
93) 'Sorry, I used it all'
94) Why haven't I bumped into a Hemsworth yet?
95) I think I'm a Bogan
96) What's with all these big things?
97) The big banana! The big lobster! The big mango!
98) Everybody is so chilled
99) Wait... Cunt isn't a bad word here?
100) I never want to leave
101) 'No mum, I haven't found myself yet I'm staying another year.'