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Do You Actually Exist? Let's Find Out

Do You Actually Exist?

Is anything real?

What would be the final straw when getting a divorce?

Are you okay, bud? Why are you taking this quiz instead of living the life you dreamed of as a kid?

Pick your favorite flower:

Congratulations! You're almost done!

Just one more thing...

How's your day going? :)

Sorry bud, tough luck. You don't exist. Nobody has an idea or concept of you or your existence. On the bright side, there are no societal expectations of you because, you guessed it, you don't exist.

Congratulations! You DO exist. Time to pay bills, skip breakfast, and repeat until you die!

woman wearing red shirt walking on grass field near ocean

Don't get it twisted, you're not like... a ghost or anything cool like that. Your existence is merely to keep cats busy. That's why cats are always chasing you in the middle of the night, so that people who ACTUALLY exist can get up and say, "Why is the cat chasing nothing again?"

But you can't answer, respond, or give any explanation because you barely exist.

black and white cat lying on brown bamboo chair inside room

You kind of exist... but only cats can see you

Let's admit it, the number seven is pretty lame on the list of numbers. There's plenty of numbers out there that are way cooler such as 100,000 or 555,555,555 or 69, and yet you were destined to be the number seven. Why can't you be more like your brother, 8? He got a full scholarship for playing football at Yale, ya know?!

You exist, but unfortunately you're the number known as "seven"

When you were a kid, you used to exist pretty frequently and enjoyed it a lot, actually! But then when you got older, you noticed other kids were existing too, but not for the right reasons... Pretty soon, the other kids started existing just to fit in, and now it's everywhere. So, when you peaked in high school, you decided that you weren't going to exist anymore because that's exactly what everybody wants you to do. What losers!

man in black coat with grey scarf standing on front of white and yellow painted wall

You used to, but then everybody started existing and now you don't anymore

When you were shopping at your local Target three months ago, you walked through the book section with hopes that somebody you know would see you walking through there and go, "Wow, they sure are intelligent! Look at 'em, surrounded by books!" While walking, you noticed the self-help section had a new best-seller front and center titled, "Existing: 10 Steps To Be A More Genuine, Real, Thing!". You had seen that book cover before... four of your friends from high school all read it and praised it highly on Facebook, and they are all doing well in life now. You think to yourself, "Hmmm, maybe this is where I could start my journey to existence?" but then you see the price tag says "$22.99" and you go, "You know what... not right now, but next week for sure!"

You WANT to exist, but you haven't actually tried it yet

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