Sticking it to the diamond industrial complex - one bacon strip at a time.
It's Arrested Development at its finest. (The haters just didn't see the jokes.)
Just in case you'd like some imported food supplies with your healthcare.
Bleep Bleep Bleep, Bleep Bleep, bleep! Also: bleep.
Advertising - as bad as it gets. Manipulation-Shmipulation.
...in the off-chance you had a bad day.