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15 Reasons Camels Are Nightmare Creatures From Hell

You should stay far away from camels. Here's why.

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12. Camels know the difference between right and wrong, they just don't care

"The man tried to calm down his camel but the animal bit him in the face and kicked him, causing him to fall down on the ground.

The camel then began kicking his owner while he was lying on the floor…the farmer died of his injuries while the camel fled."


15. Once

While traveling in North Africa, I rode a camel. I got on it, and it raised up and stopped, and I thought it was all the way up, so I took my arms off its reins. Then it kept going up like a weird meat elevator making two stops. I rocked forward and my head hit the camel's back. Later, I heard the camel and a Bedouin man laughing at me.

That night, as a thousand frigid stars stabbed through the clear cold sky, I realized I would never understand the desert.