And if Moe wasn't such a terrible friend, he wouldn't have stolen the idea.
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The person you know as Skinner is an imposter named Armin Tamzarian.
Good thing it's just a fictional TV show, right?!
Lester and Eliza
Itchy and Scratchy Studios was saved thanks to them.
It's the Worker & Parasite Show!
It's every soviet child's favorite program.
He teaches funk dancing for self-defense
"Say some gangster is dissing your fly girl... you just give 'em one of these!"
“I'm Mr. Bergstrom. Feel free to make fun of my name if you want. Two suggestions are Mr. "Nerdstrom" and Mr. "Boogerstrom".”
At the box factory.
"I heard that!" –Box Factory Manager
Radioactive Man #1.
"A hundred bucks?! For a comic book! Who drew it, Micha-ma-langelo?"
It's Señor Spielbergo!
But even with all that talent, Hans Moleman's "Man Getting Hit by Football" was still a better film.
Tons of unsold wigs.
The Sunsphere hasn't been the same since the Knoxville World's Fair ended in 1982.
They're exchanging protein strings (because they're secretly aliens in disguise).
"If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it."
Though he was never listed in the credits.
"Dimoxinil can help me grow as much–or as little–hair as I want to."
"Yvan eht nioj"
Superliminal messaging suggesting you "join the Navy."
If You Can Get 10/15 On This Simpsons Quiz… Congratulations, You Know More Than 90% Of The World!
"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!" –Grandpa Simpson
You really wanked it. "Well, if by 'wank' you mean educational fun, then stand back, it’s wanking time!" –Principal Skinner
You can't live the button-down life. You want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, you might offend a few of the blue-noses with your cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, you'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Simpsons super fan?"
This post was translated from Spanish.