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    This Just In…Derek Jeter’s Postcoital Gift Baskets Are This Year’s Must-Have

    We hope Derek Jeter is dating cougars. Only a woman who has a 9-year-old son wants an autographed baseball in lieu of a pre-sex lobster dinner.

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