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22 Grumpy People Who Are Definitely Not Thankful This Thanksgiving

Instead of turkey and stuffing, these grumps are telling the world to STFU. Inspired by Parks and Rec writer Joe Mande's incredible Twitter experiment.

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As you enjoy your gut-stuffing meal and reflect on the little joys of life, say a prayer for these people. Or, just be extra thankful they're not ruining your dinner.

1.

I'm not thankful for shit. Fuck this family! They can ALL go straight to hell!

Erica Nichole ✌

@EricaNichole4

I'm not thankful for shit. Fuck this family! They can ALL go straight to hell!

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2.

DatBoi Robbi

@robertriordan3

I'm not thankful for shit #sluts

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3.

I ain't thankful for shit I hope everyone has a shitty thanks giving and I hope your turkey is dry as fuck

santoy

@youngsobii

I ain't thankful for shit I hope everyone has a shitty thanks giving and I hope your turkey is dry as fuck

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4.

I fucking hate this holiday. I'm not thankful for shit. Judge me if ya want but I don't give a flying fuck.

ggggaaaabbbyyy

@bansheeee_

I fucking hate this holiday. I'm not thankful for shit. Judge me if ya want but I don't give a flying fuck.

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5.

parents bought WHEAT-THINS instead of TRISCUITS so im not thankful at all

Blake W Rostine

@brostine

parents bought WHEAT-THINS instead of TRISCUITS so im not thankful at all

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6.

I'm not thankful for shit. Fuck thanksgiving. Pilgrims are gay.

Justin Vardis _/.\_

@jvusername_26

I'm not thankful for shit. Fuck thanksgiving. Pilgrims are gay.

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7.

Fuck thanksgiving im not thankful for shit

Monica

@Naheada

Fuck thanksgiving im not thankful for shit

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8.

im not gettin my dick pulled or sucked on at this exact moment so I ain't thankful for SHIT

WHITE ISLEY BROTHER

@SKETCHYWIGGER

im not gettin my dick pulled or sucked on at this exact moment so I ain't thankful for SHIT

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9.

I'm not thankful for shit right now beCAUSE MY SIMS SLEPT THROUGH WORK & NOW THEYRE FIRED

mo

@Moriahkrzzzzzzz

I'm not thankful for shit right now beCAUSE MY SIMS SLEPT THROUGH WORK & NOW THEYRE FIRED

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10.

I ain't thankful for shit. I'm gonna be how the Native American Indians should've been---SELFISH.

Areola Kingpin

@DAVID_LEE_GARZA

I ain't thankful for shit. I'm gonna be how the Native American Indians should've been---SELFISH.

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11.

I ain't thankful for shit this year has been shity ass fuck since school started and everything has gone to shit but I don't care anymore (:

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@luigii666

I ain't thankful for shit this year has been shity ass fuck since school started and everything has gone to shit but I don't care anymore (:

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12.

The fuck people cook so many damn vegetables for I ain't thankful for that shit ion eat that shit

Will

@WillVelvin

The fuck people cook so many damn vegetables for I ain't thankful for that shit ion eat that shit

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13.

i ain't thankful for shit cuz am a spoiled little shit brat so ya thx

alexxanderalexxander

@AVSVPZander

i ain't thankful for shit cuz am a spoiled little shit brat so ya thx

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14.

Not thankful 4 calculus, Mrs. Glass!!!!

Christina

@Cssalt

Not thankful 4 calculus, Mrs. Glass!!!!

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15.

I'm not thankful for being forced to go to some random ass house cuz my mom is too fucking lazy to make food here.

Francisco Lopez

@F_Lopez96

I'm not thankful for being forced to go to some random ass house cuz my mom is too fucking lazy to make food here.

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16.

I am not thankful because yesterday I did leg workouts and my legs hurt!

Andrew Skipto Pena

@pena_skipto

I am not thankful because yesterday I did leg workouts and my legs hurt!

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17.

I'm thankful for having to work today hahahaha not.

Number 559

@StevenThetronk

I'm thankful for having to work today hahahaha not.

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18.

Twitter does not care what you're thankful for...

Megan Dunlap

@MegDUNLAP21

Twitter does not care what you're thankful for...

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19.

All u are full of shit. You're not thankful.

A$AP AJ

@aj_plis

All u are full of shit. You're not thankful.

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20.

One thing I am not thankful for is chemistry... I hope you realize that Chemistry!!! You are the worst! Even though I wanna be a chemist...

Loved By Jesus

@_Burnt_Toastah_

One thing I am not thankful for is chemistry... I hope you realize that Chemistry!!! You are the worst! Even though I wanna be a chemist...

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21.

I am NOT thankful for @YouTube. These ads constantly loading on the side of the page are REALLY making me angry. #VideosWillNotPlaySmoothly

Mason Bellamy

@masonbellamy

I am NOT thankful for @YouTube. These ads constantly loading on the side of the page are REALLY making me angry. #VideosWillNotPlaySmoothly

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22.

Edward Swisherhands

@AyeFuckWoody

Im not thankful for shit

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