2. Now, he’s a pro, slicing pies in ways that no man has sliced before….
Now that we realize that the pizza cutter looks exactly like the USS Enterprise, it just seems like fate that Sir Pat would become obsessed with the stuff.
3. Time to go wild!
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀