1. Watching CNN
2. Dry Breakfasts
3. Working Out
4. Doing the Dishes
5. Sitting in Bumper-to-Bumper Traffic
6. Getting Dumped
A shoulder to cry on, a song to warm your heart. Breakups made fun.
7. Drinking Alone
This isn't actually an awful thing, but sipping a fine wine or scotch with Mr. Cumberbatch is infinitely better than doing so with any other partner.
Let Sherlock, whose brain is an endless warehouse of knowledge both relevant and esoteric, tutor you. Soon enough, you'll be asking for extra assignments.
Listen to the man. Listen good.