Response to 40 Reasons Scotland Is Better Than England:
Ignoring the fatty bland foods and teeth rotting Iron Bru and celebration of sectarian violence in football, it’s a good list. Regardless, we work better together than apart. So as much as you hate Scotland, please don’t leave! We’re like Fleetwood Mac - Epic together but average when we go solo.
Just stay away from Europe all together. We will all thank you for it.
Response to What A Long Distance Relationship Feels Like:
I did all of this for two and a half years. Never, ever again.
Response to Jenna Jameson’s Onesie Is …Really Something:
Why does her face look like one of the girls from an Aphex Twin video?