I was 18 and I was having a party with a childhood theme. Disney movies. Cookies and juice boxes you name it. I had a breakdown when my dad called to tell me they didn't have the flavor of juice boxes I wanted at the store.
When I was a kid my mother was chasing me around trying to get me to put clothes on. I ran straight into a corner and got my head stuck in the wall. I had to get my forehead glued together and from then on the people at school always made fun of me for looking like Harry Potter.
When I was about 10 me and my older sister got into a fight about something and I was so mad I snuck into the bathroom and put a ton of soap in her toothpaste. I totally forgot about it until she ran into my room screaming,crying and trying desperately to scrape the taste of soap…
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