TEACHER APPRECIATION WEEK IS MAY 4-8. I know. I know teachers should only want the learning of their students, the occasional letter of thanks, and the eternal gratitude of a grateful public. We do. That’s all we want. Truly. For those of you who still WANT to give a fun (and great) gift to your teacher, please continue to read. For those of you who only want to bash teachers, feel free to join our ranks. We could use all the help we can get. Yes I know there are fragments in some of the descriptions below. They are functional. SHEEESH!