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10 Reasons Why Blake Griffin Is A Super-Talented Human Being

Blake’s one of the most talented humans on earth, probably the universe. Seriously, it's not like anyone in space is good at basketball. Shots fired, Mars.

1. He has a standing vertical jump of 35.5", which is taller than an adult cheetah.

2. At 6'11", Blake is almost the same height as the average human man with a small cheetah standing on his shoulders.

3. When Blake was in a youth football league, he played both receiver AND defensive back.

4. He even dabbled in stand-up comedy and absolutely crushed it.

5. In fact, Blake's college teammates voted him as "biggest prankster."

6. He is an expert in cultural phenomena.

Forget the dress guys..... What color am I?

7. Blake also has a keen eye for home decoration.

Don't agree with the furniture layout but I'm not an interior designer.

8. He's never lost a rock-paper-scissors game. Sure, that's not an "actual" fact. But it sounds real, which says a lot about him.

9. According to legend, Blake Griffin will become the world's greatest rapper one day.

10. Until then, his lip-sync game is straight fire.

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It's safe to say Blake Griffin is the most talented being in the universe. To prove it, Marvin the Martian will test his skill in a basketball showdown on August 4!