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11 Pictures Of Pterodactyls That Are So Sexy You'll Forget They All Died 65 Million Years Ago

Warning: It might take a while for your arousal to go extinct.

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1. This oceanfront hunk

Oh man, we started even hotter than I thought possible. This pterodactyl is so hot, you might just end up with some sand where it doesn't belong.

Oh man, we started even hotter than I thought possible. This pterodactyl is so hot, you might just end up with some sand where it doesn't belong.

2. Orange you glad this pterodactyl is a babe?

Pterodactyls mostly preyed upon fish and other small animals, but I'd definitely let this one prey upon me if you know what I'm saying.

Pterodactyls mostly preyed upon fish and other small animals, but I'd definitely let this one prey upon me if you know what I'm saying.

3. This shy guy

The mystery of it all. This one plays hard to get. But you know you won't have trouble getting wet(Pterodactyls often lived near water.)

The mystery of it all. This one plays hard to get. But you know you won't have trouble getting wet(Pterodactyls often lived near water.)

4. In charge and I like it

This one looks dominant as heck. You can bet they know how to work their beak. Uh huh.

This one looks dominant as heck. You can bet they know how to work their beak. Uh huh.

5. I believe I can fly

What could be more romantic than soaring on this gal's back all night long? Nothing. Take note modern lovers.

What could be more romantic than soaring on this gal's back all night long? Nothing. Take note modern lovers.

6. This one bit it but I'd still hit it

Ooh, this one's all bones. Luckily, after looking at it, so am I.

Ooh, this one's all bones. Luckily, after looking at it, so am I.

7. I'll be your specimen any day

Did someone say "foursome?" One's already got some meat in its mouth!

Did someone say "foursome?" One's already got some meat in its mouth!

8. This ummm....

Is this from a cartoon? Doesn't look very realistic to me but it got the blood pumping so here we go!

Is this from a cartoon? Doesn't look very realistic to me but it got the blood pumping so here we go!

9. Come pick me up

These pterodactyls are definitely barking up the right tree because I am absolutely on my way to getting some wood(Pterodactyls often nested in trees, they are the ancestors of modern birds.)

These pterodactyls are definitely barking up the right tree because I am absolutely on my way to getting some wood(Pterodactyls often nested in trees, they are the ancestors of modern birds.)

10. Jealous cause you ain't us

You just know that that green lizard bastard is jealous because the pterodactyls always get the hotties. Fuck you green lizard, sexy pterodactyls forever.

You just know that that green lizard bastard is jealous because the pterodactyls always get the hotties. Fuck you green lizard, sexy pterodactyls forever.

11. In the nest we won't rest

See that little guy down in the nest? Don't you wish that was you, ready to get it on with a perfect ten? Unfortunately for us, we'll never know the sweet loving caress of the pterodactyl, as they all died about 65 million years ago. Luckily for us, they'll live on in our (wet) dreams forever.

See that little guy down in the nest? Don't you wish that was you, ready to get it on with a perfect ten? Unfortunately for us, we'll never know the sweet loving caress of the pterodactyl, as they all died about 65 million years ago. Luckily for us, they'll live on in our (wet) dreams forever.

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