"You can unfollow me, but you can never get back those brain cells you lost from reading my tweets, bitch."
"Retail is hell, but food...now that's hell x 100."
"Submitting my DNA to 23 and Me just in case World War III really breaks out."
“It’s probably fake news. I’m gonna call Donald.”
When your name is Les McBurney, you legally have to become a firefighter.
"These images really were in need of painting."
“It's not like in the movies. It's better, because it's real.” —To All The Boys I've Loved Before
“Are you still watching?" First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough.
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." —When Harry Met Sally
Long live Life With Mak.
Welcome to Binge-Watching 101.
"When Tinker Bell started dying because she didn’t get enough attention...I felt that."
Put your geography skills to the test.
Cheez-Its with Nutella?!?!
As if grocery shopping weren't bad enough already.
Bless your heart.
Take this quiz, fam.
Gaga wore *FIVE* different outfits at her first VMAs in 2009.
*books a ticket to Seoul*