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35 Viral Tweets From This Month That'll Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing

"I hate when I’m 30 minutes into cardio, and I look down and the timer's on 25 seconds."

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Please stop pitting two successful women against each other https://t.co/rdF1W3e9l2

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i hate when i’m 30 minutes into cardio and i look down and the timers on 25 seconds

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FaceApp: Here’s what you’ll look like in 50 years Climate change:

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Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No

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David: plays a secret chord The lord:

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I’m only gonna say this once but Jake Gyllenhaal looks so much like the lion from Madagascar

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I cant wait until i’m financially stable enough to afford who i really am

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Once I liked a girl so much I asked my mom what time I was born so the girl could look up my moons or whatever you witches be doing

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me when an email finds me well

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Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY

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anything: *is on a shelf* my cat for no reason:

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Target will tell me when i get there https://t.co/XIpz6O2kQd

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Me on the dance floor with my friends at 2am when I really just want tacos and my bed.

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Me when my bf is giving solid solutions to my problems but i just feel like complaining https://t.co/Dzibat3i1G

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Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring?? Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals

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When you’re running late and forget something

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someone: *slightly raises their voice at me* my feelings:

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Okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax LMAO.

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congrats to the fanfic community on this momentous day https://t.co/O6vKbxHQhy

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Buddy wanted $24.95 for a picture of me on the roller coaster

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MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g — MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Not really a humane solution in my opinion

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this ad is one comma away from truly grasping the millennial mindset

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Lord whatever you baking outside.. it’s done 😩.

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yesterday at target the cashier said “your receipt is in the bag” and I responded with “you too” so I’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

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When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages https://t.co/m5YnVdRura

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when I die bomerang them lowering me pls

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This is distressingly easy to misread

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Guys I’m in Spain. The s is silent . 💞💓💗💖💕💘💖💗💓💕

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Holy shit I thought this baby legit had a grip like no other https://t.co/ZXOEfKJTql

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when iggy azalea said she doesn’t have friends so she’s on twitter all day i felt that

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therapist: describe this picture me: that’s my father yelling at me therapist: and this one me: you having sex with my wife therapist: and this one me: aren’t these normally ink blots

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wow man last year i was sleeping on my sisters floor, had no money, struggling to get plays on my music, suffering from daily headaches, now i’m gay.

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