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The Office: Coronavirus Michael ignores the “work from home” memo because he thinks that everyone should be together at a time like this Dwight acts completely normal & claims genetic immunity Angela wears a hazmat suit Kevin says that he’s had it for weeks & feels fine
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Quarantine day 69:
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how was “philosopher” ever a job lmao like was socrates sippin wine on a balcony somewhere drunkenly slurring shit like “to find urself, think for urself” with a crowd underneath him screaming shit like fuck yes socrates another banger this man just will not miss
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Daylight Savings: 2 Me: 0
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Me when I found out my gym closed until April. #stayhomechallenge
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Well, old girl, you’re about to have the busiest month of your life
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I know I’m not allowed to use this word but corona virus is bloody serious
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Corona has really made me realize.. how many corporate emails I need to unsubscribe from.
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That Peleton lady exercising in the sterile safety of her home doesn’t look so stupid now, does she????
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everyone's telling me not to "check my 401K," as if i know how
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This meal prepping shit easy
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Work : Your time off request has been denied Me :
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hey now you’re a horse girl get your mane on eat hay hey now you’re a horse, girl nail your shoes on scream neigh
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in my first zoom class prof started sharing screen and one of her folders is just in all caps DIVORCE
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Quarantine day 6.
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A decision was made
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when robyn was quarantined in 1665 because of the plague, she wrote dancing on my own no pressure
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the stock market is just astrology for men